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Mark Errington

Nicest Guy You'll Ever Meet!

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You make my software turn to hardware!

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!

Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

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